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On This Page u will Find My Some Of Favorite Quotes ...

 

 

1.Ahhhh. I see ....said the blind man
 
2.That would be better if it was good
 
3.A girl foned me the other day and 3.A girl foned me the other day and said" come over there's no one home, so I went over there was no one home
 
4.A fool and his money are soon parted. I would pay anyone a lot of money to explain that to me
 
5.All 5.All I can do for my friend is simply be his friend
 
6.Ahh 6.Ahh I sea ...said the blind man
 
7.If u not living on the edge ur taking up our oxygen
 
8.you can only walk half way into the forest then 8.you can only walk half way into the forest then u will be walking out
 
9.shity shity gang bang
 
10.i would say I like u but I don't
 
11.if u give a man a fish u feed him 4 a day if u teach him how 2 fish u feed him 4 a life time.

12.Rule one  :there r no rules

     .Rule two :there is no rule two refer to rule one
     .Rule three: all rules must have a beginning a middle and end  accept for..?                  .Rule three: all rules must have a beginning a middle and end  accept for..?            
      Rule       Rule four:dont tell any one about the rules 
      Rule five: there can only be four rules   
 
13. Why drink and drive when u can smoke and fly?
 
14."13."Dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg..._...Donnnnnnnngggg"said the Chinese man
 
  I would right more but im still thinking of them ill update this soon

 

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